Metro Manila Shake Drill And How You Can Participate

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The Metro Manila Shake Drill will happen tomorrow, July 30, 2015.

In an effort to increase our chance of survival and recovery, the MMDA, with cooperation from schools, businesses, government agencies, and religious organizations will anticipate an earthquake that will split the country stemming from the West Valley Fault movement.

shake drill

shake drill

Here is how you can participate.

1) Sign Up. Using the website, http://www.metromanilashakedrill.com/, you may participate, together with your colleagues and be counted. From the mailing list, you will be more aware of the basic know how to save lives.

2) Use the hashtag. Share your preparations and experiences using the hashtag #mmshakedrill.

3) Share the efforts. Tell your mom, your friends, your co-workers, and even long lost relatives of how you are preparing and what your contingencies are. You may be prepared but they should know how prepared you are. So they too can prepare themselves.

4) Survival Kits. Familiar? Eveready batteries and flashlights are the basics. Instead of just storing your unused trekking bags, why don’t you convert them to survival kits first before your next climb.

5) Be Calm. It is just a drill. Well, even if the real thing happens, it pays to be calm. Preparedness makes you calm.

Let us be ready for the big hit. I know I am.

Ang Love, Parang Math Problem. Pag Hindi Mo Makuha, Titigan Mo Na Lang – Yaya Dub to Alden Richards

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#Love
#YayaDub
#AldenRichards

Ang Love, Parang Math Problem. Pag Hindi Mo Makuha, Titigan Mo Na Lang – Yaya Dub to Alden Richards

 

Never Fall Asleep During A Drinking Session With These Guys

Text by Raymond Angana

BISAYA/ORIGINAL:
”Sa buntag paminawn ang dagan sa panahon,
Susihon ang dagway sa kinaiyahan kung may gitagong kapintas.
Sige lupad na!
Mahigalaon kaluoy sa hangin
Sugdi na ang pagpanginhas didto sa naghulat nga kapatagan.
Sa imung paglupad ayaw kalimti usa ka pakigbisog
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”

TAGALOG:
Sa umaga, dinggin ang takbo nang panahon,
Usisain ang mukha ng kalikasan kung may tintatagong pagkukulang.
Sige lipad na!
Mapagkaibigan maawa sa hangin
Umpisahan na ang pamumulot doon sa nag-aantay na kapatagan.
Sa iyong paglipad huwag kalimutan ang isang labanan.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ENGLISH:
In the morning, hear the flow/run of nature
Observe the face of nature and its hidden shortcomings.
Go, fly now!
Friendly pity the air
Start gleaning now over there on what awaits the plain.
At your soaring, do not forget the struggle
ROTFLOL

 

Ryan Rems Sarita Talks About Dating An Officemate (July 21, 2015)

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#RakNRollToTheWorld
#RyanRems

 

Ladies, Your Man Comes To Pick You Up With His Female Friend Seated In The Front Seat. What’s Your Next Move?

There IS an unwritten and unspoken rule of the Passenger Seat. If you have a girlfriend, that seat will and always be, a reserved seat for your girlfriend.

passenger seat is for girlfriends

passenger seat is for girlfriends

The internet posted this picture a while back and it caught my attention. There are several comments from my girl friends and I would love to share those comments here:

Comment 1: Kristine Vicencio I will look down to see if she has legs. if she does, I will grab her hair and pull her out of the car.

Comment 2: Ria De Leon-Casili Hahaha I’ll ride on the back seat and tell her “Yaya could you turn up the airconditioning and switch the radio station? And oh yeah my shades are in the glove compartment” hahaha #maldita

Comment 3: Cor Emata Will go down of the car and open her door and yank her hair out of the car. seriously depende sa mood. 1. will go down of the car and tell that I take the cab instead coz seems my seat is already taken. 2. i tell the guy with my mataray na voice kung See More

Comment 4: Carla Fajardo Thing is, my man doesn’t have a car. Oh wait, I don’t have a man. 

Seriously, I will not bitch about it and let her stay in that seat. I’ll be cool about it, be my nice self the whole ride. When it’s time to say goodbye, I’ll tell her this: Today, yoSee More

Comment 5: Delta Calvendra kung kunwari kotse yun ng bf ko papalayasin ko sya in a nice way. pero kung kotse yun ni merlat, yayain ko nlng si bf na bumaba, sasabihin ko may need pa kami daanan at mag-commute nlng kami. grin emoticon

Comment 6: Kezia Noblia Ride in the backseat. Drivers and PAs stay in front.

Well, I do not have a car to begin with, so I would not really feel obliged to comment as of yet. But I do think this should be the best answer for all –

  • Stephanie Stephens My response? “Well, she was there first. First come, first serve. I know most girls would be a bitch about it though. But I’d know he’s mine and not hers. It’s just a seat. She has his front seat, but she doesn’t have his heart. But I’m sure he’d make her move anyway wink emoticon

    Then I asked my boyfriend what he think I’d do. This is the conversation.

    timmy

    timmy

    Good for you Timmy. But should your answer would still be the same if the Female Friend on the passenger seat is YOUR MOTHER?

 

I Am Sorry, Hindi Pa Ako Handa Na Ibigin Ka

Ang sakit marinig yan mula sa taong nililigawan mo. Yung tipong nagtapat ka ng feelings o di kaya nagpaalam ka kung pwede ka bang manligaw.

Matagal mo na rin kasi siyang napapansin. Madalas ka nga magnakaw ng tingin sa kanya. Hindi mo alam kung ano ang sasabihin mo kapag dumarating siya. Nagdadalawang-isip ka pa kung bibitawan mo yung joke na pina-practice mo noong isang linggo pa.

Marami ka na rin pick up lines na naipon. Maraming pagpaparamdam na ang naibigay mo. Konting kendi, paghahatid ng pagkain, pagyaya mag-yosi, lahat yan nagawa mo na. Lahat naman yun, tinanggap niya, kinain, pinagbigyan. Pero hindi niya kayang ibigay sayo ang hinihiling mo ngayon.

Baka kasi meron pa siyang ibang jowa. Baka kulang pa ang naipon niya. Baka may mga pangarap pa siyang gustong matupad. Baka strict ang parents niya.

Ang masakit nito, baka hindi ka niya talaga gusto. Ayaw niya sayo. Wala siyang mapapala sa sweldo mong kakarampot. Hindi niya nakikita ang future niya sayo. Pasensya na pero hindi talaga kayo bagay.

Hindi mo siya kayang buhayin. Wala ka pang naipundar na palasyo, walang magarang kotse, walang naipon sa bangko. Masaklap pa kung wala kang plano para makuha ang mga to.

Mukhang never na nga talagang magiging kayo.

Pero alam mo kung ano ang pinakamasakit?

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Yung SABIHIN NIYA YAN SAYO NANG MAGTANONG KA NG, Miss… “Anong Oras Na?”

#acheche

FlipTop Qualification Requirements (For August 7, 2015 Tryouts)

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#BattleRap

To try your luck in the Fliptop Battle League, MC Anygma, the league’s president shared his announcement on his fan page.

fliptop qualification requirements

fliptop qualification requirements

1) Become a REAL Rapper.

  • Has been rapping for quite some time now.
  • Not a newbie (Those who became aware of the scene because of Fliptop do not count).
  • Visible and cooperative in hiphop events.
  • True to his word. Honest in answering the inquiries above.

2) Submit your Information

  • Send in a message on http://www.facebook.com/mcanygma.
  • Real name, emcee name, full address, age, and birthday.
  • Affiliations (label, team, group).
  • Songs/battles (if available).

3) Prove your Lyricism

If you are from NCR / Luzon

  • 16 bars for battle rap (written or recorded).
  • 16 bars for song (written or recorded).

If you are from VISAYAS / MINDANAO

  • 2 sets of 16 bars for battle rap (written or recorded, Tagalog).
  • 16 bars for song (written or recorded, any dialect).
  • 16 bars for song/battle rap (written or recorded, vernacular).

Note: submit this on mcanygma’s fb page.

4) Be present during the Tournament.

  • August 7, 2015
  • Everyone who receives a go from Anygma will have a place in the Tournament.
  • P500 entrance fee for the Tournament.

DEADLINE: August 1, 2015

Akala Mo Girlfriend Ang Gusto Niya, Hindi Pala

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Parang yung ad na to. Di ko alam kung Graphic Artist lang talaga. Bat parang higit pa don ang gusto?

graphic artist

graphic artist