Paano Makuha Ang Loob Ng Crush Mo

Hindi ako naniniwala sa mga Kulam at Gayuma. Para sa akin, solidong pogi points lang, solb ka na.

Pero sa kwentuhan namin nina Tita Cars sa Travel Factor HQ kanina, parang gusto ko maniwala. Feeling ko kasi, na-gayuma ako last year. Kaya siguro ganoon na lang ang pagkahumaling ko sa kanya noon.

Gayuma Buko Juice

Gayuma Buko Juice

May kakilala daw si Tita Cars. 20+ years old daw. Maganda at may pinag-aralan. Medyo spoiled at may kahigpitan ang magulang. E nagayuma. Ayoko na i-detalye kung ano mga nangyari basta medyo grabe.

Nagtatanung-tanong si Tita Cars ng mga pangontra sa gayuma. Ang lumabas sa usapan, dapat malaman mo kung paano yung pagkaka-cast ng gayuma at yun ang saktong babaliktarin mo. Si Ihris ang nagsabi nun, may friends daw kasi siya na mga albularyo.

Si Ihris talaga, ang mga tropa medyo weird.

So lumabas sa usapan ang tatlong pangga-gayuma na effective daw. Idi-discus ko ngayon to.

Sawsaw sa Kape

Procedure: Gamit ang iyong bagong hubad na underwear, isawsaw mo sa kape ang naturang piece of garment at siya naman mong ipapainom sa gusto mong gayumahin. May mga dasal daw na bibigkasin habang ginagawa mo ito. Kadalasan, Latin ang mga salitang bibigkasin, pero pwede na rin daw ang Bisaya o Kapampangan.

How To Execute: Mag-apply na barista sa Starbucks kung saan parating tumatambay si crush. Pag pumasok si crush sa store, mag may I go out sa manager at i-execute ang procedures sa banyo. I-serve ang paboritong mocha frappe ni crush. “1 mocha frappe for Piolo!”

Kailangan parating ma-execute ng nanggagayuma ang move na ito sa specific timeframe. Usually, everyday pero kung malupit ang gayuma, pwede na ang every month.

Pangontra: Natigil ang schedule of execution. Kung kailangang mabutas ang gulong ng kotse ng target, gawin!

Suotan ng Sinsing

Procedure: Dasalan ang bagong bili na singsing mula sa Silverworks. Pwede na rin ang Unisilver kung fan ka nila Kim Chui at Gerald Anderson. Salitang Latin din ang gagamitin, pero ok na kung Chabacano tutal magkalapit lang din naman yun.

How To Execute: Ibigay ang singsing sa target. Pwedeng sa isang romantic na lugar. Pwede kang lumuhod habang ibinibigay ang singsing. Wag gagawin ang pagbibigay ng singsing habang tulog ang target, dahil hindi ka papansinin ng tulog.

Make sure na parating suot ni target ang singsing. Bawal niya ito tanggalin, kundi, mawawala ang bisa ng gayuma.

Pangontra: Kailangan matanggal ang singsing. Usually ginagawa ito habang tulog ang target. Hindi umaangal ang tulog.

Tula sa Ilalim ng Unan

Procedure: Magsulat ng tula na parang sumpa sa isang papel. Pwedeng isulat sa Tagalog o sa Ingles. Mas maganda kung sa lenggwahe na naiintindihan ng target. Sampol: “Di ka makakatulog, di makakakain, hanggat ako ay hindi pinapansin.”

How To Execute: Ilagay ang tula sa ilalim ng unan ng target. Pwede mo isuksok sa punda niya na superman.

Pangontra: Wag matulog.

Grabe, habang ginagawa ko ang blogpost na ito. Kinakabahan ako. Parang may mga kaluluwa sa likuran ko na nagbabasa ng blogpost na ito. May mga bumubulong pa na medyo may kulang daw sa procedures. Hindi ko naman maintindihan ng maayos dahil salitang Ilonggo.

Wag kang lilingon, baka may nakikibasa na kaluluwa sa likod mo.

Share A Coke with Pepi #shareacoke #creatingyourown

Hindi naman talaga ako mahilig sa coke.

share a coke with pepi

share a coke with pepi

 

Para sa akin kasi, isa siyang reward. Iniinom ko lang siya kapag nasa handaan at gusto kong ma-enhance ang lasa ng aking kinakain.

Pampa-dighay ko rin siya.

Pero kung bibigyan mo ako ng anim na kahon na puro ganito ang nakasulat, aba e, talagang aaraw-arawin ko yan.

Also, parang magandang handa sa birthday yan. Biruin mo, lahat ng bisita mo naka-share a coke with Birthday Celebrant.

Astig di ba?

Visit na sa www.shareacoke.com.ph para makagawa ng para sa sarili mo o sa crush mo.

Day 13: Maso-sorpresa Ka! #30DaysBlog

Nakakatuwa naman to.

 

day 13 quote

day 13 quote

Even Tough Bloggers Need a day off

Even Tough Bloggers Need a day off

Murang Lipad! AirAsia Zest Ticket Giveaway

#contestannouncement

Murli’s AirAsia Zest Ticket Giveaway

Get a chance to win 1 (One) Roundtrip Ticket to ANY AirAsia Zest Domestic destination, for tickets booked through MurangLipad Hotline, and Muranglipad Ticket Offices.

Filipino Low Cost Carrier ZestAir has been rebranded as AirAsia Zest to reflect its partnership with AirAsia, the leading and largest low-cost carrier in Asia and voted as the World’s Best Low Cost Airline in the annual World Airline Survey by Skytrax for six consecutive years from 2009 – 2014.

Murang Lipad Ticket Giveaway

Murang Lipad Ticket Giveaway

We truly believe that every Filipino is now given the “Right Way to Fly”. AirAsia Zest will bring you to a destination of your choice!*

Here are the things you need to do to win round trip tickets to ANY AirAsia Zest Domestic Destination!

Contest Mechanics

The Contest is open to Filipinos based in the Philippines except for the following:
Permanent and/or temporary staff or employees of the Organizer, Triplestar Travel and Tours, AirAsia Zest and participating outlets including their relatives up to second degree of consanguinity or affinity are disqualified from joining the promotion;
Representatives and/or agents (including advertising and promotion) of the Organizer, Triplestar Travel and Tours, AirAsia Zest and other affiliates of the Organizer including their relatives up to second degree of consanguinity or affinity are disqualified from joining the promotion.

To qualify for the Contest, participants must book an AirAsia Zest Ticket thru MurangLipad via:
Ticket Offices located at the ff. areas:
Pasay City – Domestic Passenger Terminal 4, Domestic Road, Pasay City.
Makati City – Unit 202 La’O Center Bldg. 1000 Makati Ave cor Arnaiz St., San Lorenzo, Makati City
Quezon City- 2/F Cocoon Boutique Hotel, #61 Sct Rallos cor. Sct Tobias, Brgy. Laging Handa, Quezon City.
Clark – Exp 232 Wellness Zone #166 2nd Floor SM City Clark, Clark Freeport Zone, Angeles City, Pampanga.
Cebu City – Doors 2 & 3 YMCA Building Jones Avenue, Cebu City
Cebu Airport – Pre-departure Area Mactan, Cebu International Airport
Davao City – Door #16 Legaspi Suite, P. Pelayo, Davao City
Davao Airport – G/F Passenger Terminal Bldg, Davao International Airport, Davao City
Bacolod – New Bacolod Silay Intl Airport, Brgy. Bagtic, Silay City, Negros Occidental
Tacloban – DZR Tacloban Domestic Airport, Brgy. San Jose Tacloban City
Puerto Princesa – Airport Park, Rizal Avenue Extension Bancao-Bancao, Puerto Princesa City
Phone call thru (02) 849-0100 from 8:00AM – 6:00PM (Monday – Saturday except Sunday and Holidays)
A purchase of 1 (one) segment per person is entitled to 1 Raffle Entry.
(e.g. 1 Person MNL-CEB = 1 Raffle Entry; 1 Person MNL-CEB-MNL = 2 Raffle Entries.)
In case that the Purchaser is not the passenger, the Purchaser is the one entitled for the Promo.
There is only 1(one) winner to be announced per Draw.
A participant can win only once for the whole duration of the contest.
The winners will be notified via Registered Mail and by email, telephone, post or any other mode of communication from MurangLipad.
Prizes can be claimed at ANY MurangLipad Ticket Offices.
Prize is transferable but not convertible to cash.
Except as otherwise stated in these terms and conditions, the Prize does not include travel documents, travel insurances, meals, baggage allowance, taxes, administration fees, surcharges and other costs of personal nature incurred by the winner(s) and/or guest(s) in connection with the use of the Prize and the winner(s) and/or guest(s) shall be solely responsible for any payment of the same which are payable in connection with their use of Prize.
Redemption period shall be within 60 days from notification; prizes will be forfeited if unclaimed within 60 Days from the receipt of notification with prior DTI approval.
Travel period must be within 1 Year from the date of issuance/claiming of the voucher for Domestic Flight, except during weekends, eve of public holidays and public holidays at any time.
In case that the desired Roundtrip Ticket Price will be Php10,000.00 pesos and above the respective Tax of 20% should be shoulder by the Winner/s
Winners need to present the Notification Letter from MurangLipad and a valid ID in order to claim their prize.
Non winning entries are still valid up to the last Draw of Winners.
Prize:

1(One) Roundtrip Ticket to ANY AirAsia Zest Domestic destination, for tickets booked through MurangLipad Hotline and Ticket Offices.

Booking Period: July 01- October 31, 2014

Deadline of Entries:
1st Draw: 12:00MN of July 31, 2014
2nd Draw: 12:00MN of August 31, 2014
3rd Draw: 12:00MN of September 30, 2014
4th Draw: 12:00MN of October 31, 2014

Determination of Winners will be at MurangLipad Ticket Office
Venue: Domestic Passenger Terminal 4, Domestic Road, Pasay City
Date:
1st Draw: August 07, 2014
2nd Draw: September 04, 2014
3rd Draw: October 02, 2014
4th Draw: Nov 06, 2014

Announcement of Winners:
1st Draw: August 08, 2014
2nd Draw: September 05, 2014
3rd Draw: October 03, 2014
4th Draw: November 07, 2014

 

 

 

Day 12: People Who Inspire Me

Anak ng Teteng. Isandosenang pangalan?

May sakit pa po ako brader. Hindi pa ako makapagsulat ng maayos. Kahit nga trabaho ko, di ko magawa ng maayos, delayed na nga ako ng 11 days sa blogging challenge na ito, hihingian mo pa ako ng isandosenang pangalan.

Nakanang, nakakainis!

day 12 feels like forever

day 12 feels like forever

day 12 ninjas

day 12 ninjas

day 12

day 12

Sige, madali lang to.

1) Mario Mario – Siya ang idolo ko sa pagiging kampeon ng pag-ibig. Maglalakbay siya sa iba’t ibang mundo at makikipag-away sa mga Kupal (Koopa) para lang masagip ang kanyang prinsesa. Kung gusto mo matuto kung pano umibig ng tunay, siya ang gayahin mo.

Oo nga pala. Mahilig si Mario Mario mag-travel. Isa pa sa mga reason bat ko siya idol.

2) Luigi Mario – The ultimate wingman.

3) Coach Rio De La Cruz – Pumasok lang sa isip ko. Gusto ko kasi bumalik sa pagtakbo. Need ko ng pacer / running team. Shout out Southern Treaders and Single Runners Club.

4) Mang Jose – Ang superhero na pwedeng arkilahin.

5) Mommy Ko – Mommy, ano ulam?

6) Daddy Ko – Daddy, asan si Mommy?

7) Lolo Judge – Saludo ako sayo lolo! Kami na muna bahala dito. Stay put ka lang dyan.

8) Sinio – Real Jokes Beybeh! Maka-promote lang ng FlipTop kahit konti. Para sa huli niyang battle, click mo to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSaHstqhkX0

Iba kasing talento ang pagpapatawa na on point. Samahan mo pa ng saktong rebuttals.

Also, daig ng Funny ang Pogi.

9) Peter Pan – Happy thoughts make you fly. Hindi Marijuana.

10) Ms Patupat – Yung Math Teacher ko nung elementary. Na-elibs kasi ako nung nagturo siya ng division na nganga ang buong klase. Simple lang naman ang division pero hindi ko gets bat hindi nila gets. Gusto ko rin magkaroon ng ganung experience, mapa-nganga mo ang madla.

11) Big Brother – biruin mo, kita mo lahat! Gusto ko maging ganun! idol!

12) Michael Jordan – Pag di mo siya kilala, magbaril ka na sa ulo!