Deadpool – a movie review

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Dear Deadpool,

I know you are a douche.

You can kill a whole squad with just 12 rounds of bullets, and the story revolved around that. Pasensya na kung nagtagal ng isang oras at porty seben minutes yung movie para lang maitutok mo yung baril mo ke Frances, pero ganun talaga. Kahit sa Pinoy movies, ganun.

Not your average movie eh?

An actor built to play the part. Sabi nga nila, Ryan Reynolds was born to play Mr Pool. Totoo naman. Lahat ng jokes, puns, references, at hugot lines – swak sa timing.

Yun ang naging effective dito.

Pero syempre, may mga comments pa rin ako. Hindi ko kayang sabayan ang ka-weird-duhan mo pero susubukan ko.

  1. Naka-maskara si Deadpool all the while. Ikaw ba talaga ang nasa likuran ng maskara o may ka-double ka?
  2. Binubuksan mo talaga yung bibig mo noh? Tagos pag nagsasalita ka e.
  3. Bat nga pala may blackeye si deadpool? Mukha siyang panda na kulay pula.
  4. Dual-weilding blades. That is fun! Parang trip ko rin tuloy mag dual weild ng lightsaber.
  5. Antigas ni Colossus noh? Ano gamit niyang panlinis sa chrome-type body niya? Ajax ba o Joy?
  6. Sinasabay ba ni Negasonic Teenage Warhead yung utot niya sa pagsabog niya para mas malakas?
  7. Ano na nangyari dun sa pinsan nun Indian Taxi driver? Sana buhay pa siya.

Deadpool is the most date-worthy movie of all superhero movies. It has the ingredients of every love story to make your girlfriend fall for you.

Ryan Reynolds in DEADPOOL

Ryan Reynolds in DEADPOOL

And girls, if your boyfriends do not want to watch Deadpool, you have a girlfriend.

kita-kits sa Deadpool 2,
promking

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